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 作者  belleaya (台中狂派李奧納多 )                                看板  joke  
 標題  Re: [3000p] 讚美馬英九徵文比賽                                          
 時間  Sun Nov 18 18:29:31 2012                                                
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　　余憶同志時，能潸然淚下，悼念先蔣。 
　　見愚鈍選民，必承諾其請願，故時有戲子之趣。 

    民怨成雷，私擬作馬耳東風，心之所向，則或千或百，果然屁也； 
　　甩首略之，耳為之清。 

　　又留民於抗議中，驅逐以警，使之雞卵亂砸，作山林潑猴觀； 
　　果如猴戲山中，為之怡然稱快。 

    又常於媒體訪問時、民生問題叢雜時，裸其身，使乳外露； 
　　答非所問，喻運動為政，反之為懶； 
　　以前朝政者為毒，本黨為少，反觀敵黨，怡然自得。 

    一日，見二黨鬥問政，觀之，興正濃， 
　　忽有經濟學人，無能愚鈍而喻，蓋一無稽之談也。 
　　文一呈而二黨盡為所煽。 
　　余不悅，方出神，不覺慨然遺憾。 
　　神定，令禮部，行文爭， 
　　蛆吱別怨。 




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　　「欸，坐過去一點好嗎？」 
　　「沒位子了啦！」 
　　「騙誰啊，我都已經坐到邊邊了！你明明就坐在中間！」 
　　「你自己看，車子另一邊都已經被壓扁了。」 
　　「我看不見啦！先把你的腸子拿開啦！」 

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推 ponystail:兒時記趣XDDDD                                         11/18 18:34 
推 garfunkel:精采                                                  11/18 18:34 
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推 pp1877:神作                                                     11/18 18:36 
推 Connec:靠北啦XD                                                 11/18 18:37 
→ bensn101:太強了XDDD                                             11/18 18:37 
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→ medama:100分                                                    11/18 18:42 
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推 doordie25:蛆吱別怨 100分!                                       11/18 18:46 
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推 HDT:比較想神其他版本的簽名檔                                    11/18 18:50 
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推 waiter337:蛆吱別怨 大OP                                         11/18 18:52 
→ waiter337:光蛆吱別怨 這四個字 感覺就能爆                        11/18 18:53 
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→ HDT:不算蛆吱別怨的部份就已經有100分了 加上蛆吱別怨就突破天際啦  11/18 18:55 
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推 didihouse:1000000000000分                                       11/18 19:04 
→ zzoe09:XDDDDDDDD                                                11/18 19:05 
推 a3225737:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 滿分             11/18 19:05 
推 Derp:幹XDDDD你國文太強了吧                                      11/18 19:06 
推 mapDog:神級的發想...蛆吱別怨 道盡一切                           11/18 19:06 
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推 rex105:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                          11/18 19:12 
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→ william5h:這系列根本是HDT v.s belleaya的戰爭                    11/18 19:22 
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推 quen6788:蛆吱別怨 滿分XD                                        11/18 19:28 
→ xxx60709:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDD                                  11/18 19:28 
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推 suicideorz:應該不會有比蛆吱別怨更神的 ...                       11/18 19:37 
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推 Refauth:神作！給推！！                                          11/18 19:38 
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推 bmw3633:幹 蛆吱別怨 光這四個字就是神作                          11/18 19:39 
→ BIKOMAN:第一句就笑了                                            11/18 19:42 
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推 HDT:我的那篇都被轉了 這邊更神的絕對會被轉吧XDDDDDDD             11/18 19:47 
推 ILPHYS:XDDD                                                     11/18 19:48 
推 b09613:太猛了                                                   11/18 19:48 
推 raytai:不爆沒道理 給推!                                         11/18 19:50 
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推 HDT:不爆可惜XD                                                  11/18 19:51 
推 nollet:區之別院                                                 11/18 19:51 
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推 Narusawayui:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD 這四字就100分啦XDDDD       11/18 19:53 
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推 forplay:神文...............太強了                               11/18 19:55 
推 RicFlair:終於有一篇好笑的了                                     11/18 19:55 
推 auel:讚XD!                                                      11/18 19:56 
推 BAR777:P板 好多神人....                                         11/18 19:56 
推 yanis:咀吱別怨 XDDDD                                            11/18 19:58 
→ tckira:這篇應該要本月最XD文了XDDDD                              11/18 19:59 
推 penolove:幹...不簡單                                            11/18 20:01 
推 ylo:蛆吱別怨XD                                                  11/18 20:04 
推 ttesing8990:您的文學造詣已經比喜馬拉雅山還高了!!!               11/18 20:05 
推 Mplus:給了你的蛆吱別怨!!!                                       11/18 20:05 
推 gidin:出師表誰來改一下                                          11/18 20:06 
→ mother:出師表有了阿@@                                           11/18 20:06 
推 Narusawayui:馬騜會不會真的拿來用XD                              11/18 20:06 
推 gidin:對耶 不過沒這篇神XDDDDDDDDDDDD                            11/18 20:09 
推 gsuper:蛆吱別怨真的很神!!                                       11/18 20:11 
推 patrick31186:娘子~~~出來跟我看神啊                              11/18 20:11 
推 colies:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD          11/18 20:13 
推 alpachino:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                 11/18 20:13 
推 yayalulala:蛆吱別怨超神                                         11/18 20:15 
→ gidin:裸其身，使乳外露          大笑!                           11/18 20:16 
推 upu:蛆吱別怨XDD                                                 11/18 20:17 
推 spcjp:不推我真的對不起自己XDDD                                  11/18 20:18 
推 f47162003:蛆吱別怨XDD 我來朝聖的(跪拜                           11/18 20:19 
推 lingling0000:跪拜~~~                                            11/18 20:19 
推 Felia:蛆吱別怨真的無敵!!!!!  XDDDDDDD                           11/18 20:25 
→ galilei503:蛆吱別怨XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD  11/18 20:27 
推 ThreeNG:蛆吱別怨 XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                            11/18 20:28 
推 djmay:神人!!!!!                                                 11/18 20:29 
推 ad901010:蛆吱別怨 乃為本文章畫龍點睛之筆 綜觀全文之核心主旨     11/18 20:33 
推 yoyo3985:神結尾啊XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                         11/18 20:36 
推 milker:蛆吱別怨ＸＤＤＤＤ                                       11/18 20:37 
推 a3489658:XD                                                     11/18 20:38 
推 stanley0116:XDDDDDDDDDDDDDD                                     11/18 20:40 
→ stanley0116:文藝復興....                                        11/18 20:41