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你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，
                                                                               
你走過去並且對她說：『我床上很厲害哦！』
                                                                               
這叫直銷
                                                                               
                                                                               
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你跟一群朋友參加宴會，看到一個漂亮女孩。你的朋友走過去，
                                                                               
指著你，並且跟她說：『他在床上很厲害哦！』
                                                                               
這叫廣告
                                                                               
                                                                               
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你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，走過去要了她的電話號碼，第二天打電話給他
                                                                               
                                                                               
                                                                               
跟她說：『跟妳提一下：我在床上很厲害哦！』
                                                                               
這叫電話行銷
                                                                               
                                                                               
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你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，
                                                                               
你站起來，整理儀容，你走到他的身邊並且跟她小飲，暢談心事，
                                                                               
                                                                               
你幫她開門並幫她拿皮包，在上車後，再跟她說：
                                                                               
                                                                               
『跟妳提一下，我在床上很厲害?！』

                                                                               
這叫公關
                                                                               
                                                                               
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你在宴會上看到一個漂亮女孩，
                                                                               
她走過來，並跟你說：『我聽說你在床上很厲害哦！』
                                                                               
這叫品牌魅力
                                                                               
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如果他給他朋友一些小錢
                                                                               
                                                                               
叫他去和那個女孩說
                                                                               
"那個男的在床上很厲害喔!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
這叫做 Media Buy媒體購買
                                                                               
                                                                               
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如果他走過去和那個女孩說
                                                                               
"我不但在床上很厲害,我還會幫你"特別服務"喔!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
這叫做 Sales Promotion產品促銷
                                                                               
                                                                               
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如果有另一個女孩走過去和那個女孩說
                                                                               
                                                                               
"他在床上很厲害喔!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
這叫做 Word of Mouth口碑行銷
                                                                               
                                                                               
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如果有一個女孩一直纏著他不放
                                                                               
人家問他為什麼
                                                                               
                                                                               
她說"因為他在床上很厲害!"
                                                                               
                                                                               
這叫做 Brand Royalty品牌忠誠
                                                                               
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